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    Home » DIY & Crafts

    25 Funny Valentine Quotes For Instagram & Letter Boards

    Published by Pam Kessler | 535 words. · About 3 minutes to read this article. - 8 Comments

    Even though they've been around for a couple years, letter boards are still going strong!

    I use them for practically every holiday or season, including Valentine's Day.

    It's a super quick and easy way to add a bit of seasonal whimsy, without having to haul seasonal bins out of storage. Pop a letter board on a shelf and BOOM . . . you're done decorating!

    This year I thought I'd share some funny Valentine quotes you can put on your own letter board!

    Warning: I tend to enjoy the funny, cute sayings rather than the mushy, romantic ones. I guess they remind me of the little Valentines you used to give out to your besties in the classroom.

    Funny Letter Board Quotes For Your Valentine

    • All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
    • I love you more than Target.
    • There is nobody else I'd rather lie in bed and look at my phone next to.
    • Skip the flowers get donuts instead.
    • I love you with all my butt. I would say heart, but my butt is much bigger.
    • Love is in the air. Wait, no that's bacon.

    Letter board with the saying - Love is in the air, no wait that's bacon.

    • My love is like a candle. If you forget about me, I will burn your house down.
    • I'm your Valentine. No returns.
    • You're the cheese, to my macaroni.
    • I sure hope my parachute opens, because I'm falling fast for you.
    • Roses are red, violets are blue. I wanna watch Netflix with you.
    • I love you more. The end. I win.
    • So glad we're in the same bubble. (this one will make no sense 10 years from now)

    Letter board with the saying - So glad we're in the same bubble.

    • You stole a pizza my heart.
    • I would walk across Legos for you.
    • Love is in the air. So is smog, mold, measles and TB. Covid, while we're at it.
    • Love the wine you're with.
    • You're my lobster.
    • I found the person I want to annoy for the rest of my life.

    Letter board with the saying - I found the person I want to annoy for the rest of my life.

    • I love you a whole latte.
    • Is your name WiFi, because I'm feeling the connection.
    • The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.
    • Are you Google? Because you have everything I'm searching for.
    • You're the sprinkles on my ice cream cone.
    • Happy Valentine's Day to myself. I love you.

    (This post contains some affiliate links for your convenience. You can read my full disclosure policy here.)

    Letter Board Buying Ideas:

    Traditional Letter Board - a classic look with black background, white letters and wooden frame

    Solid Wooden Letter Board - wooden board, very similar to what I show in the 1st photo

    Rustic Grey Felt Letter Board - a letter board with a farmhouse vibe

    Wooden Tile Letter Board - a version using Scrabble-like tiles instead of the traditional white letters

    Wall Sized Letter Ledge - all the trend right now, marquee style letters sit on picture ledge on your wall (HUGE statement piece)

    Rae Dunn Inspired Letters For Letter Boards - they even make a set of letters for those who love the iconic Rae Dunn skinny lettered look (letters only, board not included in this one).

    Other letter board inspiration for you:

    Letter Board Quotes, Inspiration And Ideas

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    Comments

    1. Wesley Frescas

      July 16, 2022 at 10:23 am

      you got a very excellent website, Sword lily I observed it through yahoo.

      Reply
    2. Debra Oliver

      February 06, 2021 at 6:58 pm

      so funny, love these!!

      Reply
    3. Luisa

      February 05, 2021 at 4:57 pm

      These cracked me up, which is what we all need more of these days. Well done!

      Reply
    4. KAT

      February 04, 2021 at 6:05 pm

      We love your Valentine 'sayings'! I say 'we' because I HAD to read these to my husband, even if we already bought our Valentines.
      They are too cute & so funny, AND even my husband liked them!
      Did you make up all of these or find them somewhere? We know
      how you think! Ha-ha! Thanks for making our day! AND Happy Valentine's Day to you!

      Reply
    5. Diane

      February 02, 2021 at 4:17 pm

      So fun Pam! The only one I would totally refuse is walking on Legos. I do remember THAT pain, more than my 48 hour labor, sans an epidural. I did change my mind, too late.

      Reply
    6. deborah johnson

      February 02, 2021 at 12:44 pm

      Oh my gosh ... Thankyou for this. My tween and teen grandchildren are going to LOVE this. I was stuck as to what to do for their valentines instead of the usual basket. This is such a fantastic idea and I can personalize to each grand child. Now I just need to buy six board with letters and get my cookies made. I am so excited. Have a great day and thankyou again... Deborah from Niagara

      Reply
    7. Jo J

      February 02, 2021 at 10:25 am

      Ha ha ha Too much fun ❤️😆

      Reply
    8. maria

      February 02, 2021 at 7:20 am

      Loved this! Will definitely be linking back to this post from my blog!

      Reply

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